Thicc thighs save lives—and apparently finish battles too. This cheeky tank top stars a bearded, flannel-clad bear radiating daddy energy, paired with a bold “FINISH HIM” slogan that’s pure pixelated mischief. Equal parts Mortal Kombat and homoerotic lumberjack fantasy, this shirt is made for those who like their camp with a growl. Unleash your inner alpha… or kneel in appreciation. Either way, it’s game over, baby.
It’s always a good decision to invest in premium-quality basics that’ll look good and last long. The men’s premium tank top is exceptionally soft and smooth and made of durable materials. Wear it as your workout top, layering piece, or on its own, paired with your favorite bottoms.
SIZE GUIDE (INCHES)
S — Length 28 | Half Chest 18
M — Length 29 | Half Chest 20
L — Length 30 | Half Chest 22
XL — Length 31 | Half Chest 24
2XL — Length 32 | Half Chest 26
3XL — Length 33 | Half Chest 28
Half chest is measured flat across the garment (armpit to armpit).
SIZE GUIDE (CM)
S — Length 71 | Half Chest 45.7
M — Length 73.7 | Half Chest 50.8
L — Length 76.2 | Half Chest 56
XL — Length 78.7 | Half Chest 61
2XL — Length 81.3 | Half Chest 66
3XL — Length 83.8 | Half Chest 71
Half chest is measured flat across the garment (armpit to armpit).
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose
• Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester, 40% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186.48 g/m²)
• Soft-washed and tight-knit mid/heavyweight material
• Relaxed fit
• Extra soft surface
• Sleeveless drop arm
Free Shipping
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Paul Middleton ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at paulmmusic01@gmail.com or write to us Berlin 10777 Germany.
Thicc thighs save lives—and apparently finish battles too. This cheeky tank top stars a bearded, flannel-clad bear radiating daddy energy, paired with a bold “FINISH HIM” slogan that’s pure pixelated mischief. Equal parts Mortal Kombat and homoerotic lumberjack fantasy, this shirt is made for those who like their camp with a growl. Unleash your inner alpha… or kneel in appreciation. Either way, it’s game over, baby.
It’s always a good decision to invest in premium-quality basics that’ll look good and last long. The men’s premium tank top is exceptionally soft and smooth and made of durable materials. Wear it as your workout top, layering piece, or on its own, paired with your favorite bottoms.
SIZE GUIDE (INCHES)
S — Length 28 | Half Chest 18
M — Length 29 | Half Chest 20
L — Length 30 | Half Chest 22
XL — Length 31 | Half Chest 24
2XL — Length 32 | Half Chest 26
3XL — Length 33 | Half Chest 28
Half chest is measured flat across the garment (armpit to armpit).
SIZE GUIDE (CM)
S — Length 71 | Half Chest 45.7
M — Length 73.7 | Half Chest 50.8
L — Length 76.2 | Half Chest 56
XL — Length 78.7 | Half Chest 61
2XL — Length 81.3 | Half Chest 66
3XL — Length 83.8 | Half Chest 71
Half chest is measured flat across the garment (armpit to armpit).
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose
• Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester, 40% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186.48 g/m²)
• Soft-washed and tight-knit mid/heavyweight material
• Relaxed fit
• Extra soft surface
• Sleeveless drop arm
Free Shipping
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Paul Middleton ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at paulmmusic01@gmail.com or write to us Berlin 10777 Germany.
