Thicc thighs save lives—and apparently finish battles too. This cheeky tee stars a bearded, flannel-clad bear radiating daddy energy, paired with a bold “FINISH HIM” slogan that’s pure pixelated mischief. Equal parts Mortal Kombat and homoerotic lumberjack fantasy, this shirt is made for those who like their camp with a growl. Unleash your inner alpha… or kneel in appreciation. Either way, it’s game over, baby.
Size:
SIZE GUIDE (INCHES)
S — Length 28 | Half Chest 18
M — Length 29 | Half Chest 20
L — Length 30 | Half Chest 22
XL — Length 31 | Half Chest 24
2XL — Length 32 | Half Chest 26
3XL — Length 33 | Half Chest 28
4XL — Length 34 | Half Chest 30
5XL — Length 35 | Half Chest 32
Half chest is measured flat across the garment (armpit to armpit).
SIZE GUIDE (CM)
S — Length 71 | Half Chest 45.7
M — Length 73.7 | Half Chest 50.8
L — Length 76.2 | Half Chest 56
XL — Length 78.7 | Half Chest 61
2XL — Length 81.3 | Half Chest 66
3XL — Length 83.8 | Half Chest 71
4XL — Length 86.4 | Half Chest 76.2
5XL — Length 89 | Half Chest 81.3
Half chest is measured flat across the garment (armpit to armpit).
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Free Shipping
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Paul Middleton ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at paulmmusic01@gmail.com or write to us Berlin 10777 Germany.
Thicc thighs save lives—and apparently finish battles too. This cheeky tee stars a bearded, flannel-clad bear radiating daddy energy, paired with a bold “FINISH HIM” slogan that’s pure pixelated mischief. Equal parts Mortal Kombat and homoerotic lumberjack fantasy, this shirt is made for those who like their camp with a growl. Unleash your inner alpha… or kneel in appreciation. Either way, it’s game over, baby.
Size:
SIZE GUIDE (INCHES)
S — Length 28 | Half Chest 18
M — Length 29 | Half Chest 20
L — Length 30 | Half Chest 22
XL — Length 31 | Half Chest 24
2XL — Length 32 | Half Chest 26
3XL — Length 33 | Half Chest 28
4XL — Length 34 | Half Chest 30
5XL — Length 35 | Half Chest 32
Half chest is measured flat across the garment (armpit to armpit).
SIZE GUIDE (CM)
S — Length 71 | Half Chest 45.7
M — Length 73.7 | Half Chest 50.8
L — Length 76.2 | Half Chest 56
XL — Length 78.7 | Half Chest 61
2XL — Length 81.3 | Half Chest 66
3XL — Length 83.8 | Half Chest 71
4XL — Length 86.4 | Half Chest 76.2
5XL — Length 89 | Half Chest 81.3
Half chest is measured flat across the garment (armpit to armpit).
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Free Shipping
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Paul Middleton ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at paulmmusic01@gmail.com or write to us Berlin 10777 Germany.
